Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Mad Doug's a bit of a thug, he takes a slug and a glug from a jug not a mug.

 

[accountantpete]

colly is snug as a bug in a rug.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly is known in Leeds as being a bit of a hardman, but unbeknownst to his enemies, whenever Colly laughs at something, say, someone being boiled alive, he'll always say

'Oh that went up my nose!'

even if he isn't drinking anything at the time.




ACP is on his 'list'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is the 11 times National Haiku Champion Of Finland.

 

[colly]

Rocky's round seems to always come when everyone has left. Odd that.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly finds this funny

'Ha ha.... Oh that went up my nose! ha ha!'

 

[colly]

Mad Doug does NOT say anything strange at all. No sirree Bob.

Up my nose?? Must be a Caledonian thing.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Apparently one of Colly's Puppies is going to come in on his chariot and rescue poor Colly from the smelly Davidians!

 

[colly]

Apparently one of Colly's Puppies is going to come in on his chariot and rescue poor Colly from the smelly Davidians!

Mad Doug has been working on that scandalous lie for seven days.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug has been working on that scandalous lie for seven days.

8 actually, I had writers block one day.


Colly's job is to write up all the Government's Policies, and then re-draught them all in Crayon so that Nick Clegg can understand it.

 

[colly]

HEY. Mad Doug has stopped lying !!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Sorry. Colly doesn't work for the Government.

There.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You can take my place if you want Rocky, I can feel your jealousy from here!

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is worried he's going to have to pay Edwina Curry to go up front

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

A couple of pints of Cobra and Andy will be swinging from the lights.