Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Andy believes that Louis XVI's final words before being beheaded were "it's only rock and roll but I like it".

 

[Andy_R]

Ap has delusions of not quite so grandeur, and wishes to be called Citoyen Capet. When his strings are pulled, heads will roll

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky likes to roll over and have his tummy tickled....hang on, no that's colly I'm talking about!

 

[Speicher]

Rocky has a pair of Mr Tickle pyjamas.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher has a pair of Rocky's pyjamas. Don't ask. Just don't. Leave it, OK.

 

[Speicher]

That has just reminded me to ask him to return my nightie, thank you.

 

[Speicher]

This is me in Rocky's nightshirt. We shared a nightcap.

 

[colly]

Rocky is terible at spelin jus lik is childrin.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky felt let down when he disovered Annie Londonderry was not his maternal grandmother. It was actually Julia Pastrana, to whom he bears a marked resemblance

 

[colly]

Andy is Rockys Grandmother.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky is telling the truth, the whole truth, and nothing but the truth. Apart from the bit about Accrington Stanley.

 

[colly]

(Blimey, haven't we been good tonight...no toilet humour, no bums, no tits....wow how one will this last?)

2 hours 37 minutes

Rocky likes tits.








Being twitcher and all

 

[Speicher]

Colly went to a concert tonight. The music was good, apart from the clarinetist who kept hitting a bum note.

 

[colly]

Speicher is into heavy metal music. She's finally hit rock bottom.

 

[Andy_R]

Colly has a rocky bottom...oh, hang on, maybe not, nope, they're barnacles. Right, rewrite that.

Colly has a crustaceous bottom.