Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

Speicher is contemplating her navel.







d7...."you sank my battleship"

 

[TVC]

Andy is always playing submarines in the bath.

 

[Andy_R]

TVC's submarine doesn't have a bath. When he needs to wash, he just "steps outside".

 

[TVC]

Hold on a tick - look what I found on a diving forum - they've ripped us off.

http://ukdivers.com/community/threads/post-a-lie-about-the-user-above.11508/

They are amateurs at it though.

 

[Andy_R]

Feck me, I forgot I was a member of that forum.

OK, back on track.......TVC always thought amateurs were very tough. It wasn't til he saw that it wasn't spelled "hammerchewers" that he realised his mistake.

 

[colly]

Andy is a bit of a spanner.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky wanders round in clingfilm underpants. You can clearly see he's nuts

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky has not been watching my webcam

 

[DiddlyDodds]

Andy R was in the Telegraph room on the Titanic and was the one that sent the distress call on that night 100 years ago

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky has been dreaming of Kate Winslett. Trust me, you do not want to see his stance.

 

[colly]

Going down with all hands is Andys' cup of tea

 

[Speicher]

Colly uses Lifebouy soap.

 

[colly]

Speicher has a soul full of hope.







I think that's what she said.

 

[accountantpete]

A hard of hearing colly has been called a choc sucker before now.

 

[colly]

Rocky's been on the cheese again.