Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

It's a wonder that Rocky knows what a bra is.

 

[defy-one]

Rockymountain thought brokeback mountain was a story about him!


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[colly]

The mirrors in 530's house are all covered up.

 

[Rapples]

Rockymountain is in southern Germany, situated in the Loisach valley close to the Austrian border in the southwestern Ester Mountains range near Garmisch-Partenkirchen. It rises from about 700 metres (2,300 ft) above mean sea level up to 1,780 metres (5,840 ft) at the summit.[1] The mountain is crowned by a grassy summit which offers spectacular views over Garmisch-Partenkirchen and the surrounding region. The summit can be reached via the eponymous Wankbahn, a cable car system that runs during the summer months, or by an extensive network of footpaths that criss-cross the area. It is possible to both eat and sleep on the fiddle at the fiddle-Haus, a mountain hut on the summit, and a nearby scientific observatory plays an important role in monitoring atmospheric and climatic conditions. The fiddle is a popular destination for hikers, day-trippers from Garmisch-Partenkirchen and paragliders, who are able to take advantage of its strong thermals to make exceptionally long flights.

Edit: Bugger the swear filter it starts with W and rhymes with tank

 

[Rapples]

Mad Doug Biker disappeared into Rockymountains sinkhole

 

[Archie_tect]

Rapples, wo ist MDB?

 

[Rapples]

Uncle Mort once flew over a cuckoo's nest

 

[Rapples]

Rockymountain comes out every hour to remind everyone, he's the only gay in the village

 

[Cheddar George]

Rapples lost his job as the village idiot due to budget cuts.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky is a town crier, he doesn't have a loud voice but he can often be seen sobbing in the high street.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG's feeling a whiter shade of pale.

But then he will go and skip the light fandango and turn cartwheels across the floor, he always ends up feeling seasick.

 

[Hover Fly]

Mr.s Tosh opened one eye and surveyed the early morning scene, "OH NO! not again" she exclaimed as she saw the bedroom walls were yet again covered in graffiti. Pulling down the duvet she saw the fingers of the still sleeping Tosh were stained with rainbow hues and there was a pile of empty areosol cans beside his slippers.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky is said to have amazing intangible assets.

 

[Archie_tect]

Tosh believes that one day his prints will come.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's watercolours always develop a yellow patina to them after a while. Art connoisseurs are beginning to suspect the worst.