Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's counting his chickens again.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh reckons he has irrefutable evidence that the chicken came before the egg.

 

[Archie_tect]

Cheddar's been broody for months.

 

[colly]

Archie AKA ........Chicken Legs.

 

[Andy_R]

colly AKA....Chicken Nuggets.

 

[Speicher]

Andy R is fond of the tale of Henny-penny, Cocky-locky, Ducky-daddles, Goosey-Poosey, Turkey-lurkey and Foxy-woxy on the day a piece of the sky fell down.

 

[colly]

Speicher is fond of little chickens.

 

[Andy_R]

colly has almost finished "Duck in a Truck" and is looking forward to "The Gobble Gobble Moooooo Tractor Book"

 

[TVC]

Inspired by the Paul Simon song "Fifty ways to leave your lover", Andy has invented ways 51 to 83. What is more remarkable is that numbers 56 through 83 all include a pogo stick in some way.

 

[Andy_R]

Inspired by the Kama Sutra, it's amazing what TVC can do with a trampoline, a pogo stick and a space hopper. Some of it is quite eye watering and some is just plain bizarre.

 

[colly]

Andy has of course 'worked' his way through the Kama Sutra page by page, line by line. Just don't let his Mrs Know.

 

[Andy_R]

Mrs Know knows what colly does when he goes away. But colly doesnt know that Mrs Know knows. When colly gets back and finds out what she knows, who knows whats going to happen

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky isn't a pheasant plucker, he's the pheasant plucker's son....

 

[colly]

Andy is a practised capital K inserter.

 

[colly]

Rockys pecker is called Peter.