Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Colly finds that buying sheeps eyeballs, in Lidl multi-packs, sees him through the week

 

[TVC]

Archie had as ploughman's lunch today. The ploughman was livid.

 

[Speicher]

TVC took Mrs TVC to the Farmers' Market this morning. She did not see any farmers that she liked.

 

[TVC]

Speicher liked the look of the shepherd's pie, but she didn't fancy the shepherd much.

 

[Hover Fly]

TVC's motto is: "See no evil, hear no evil, speak no evil, but smell as evilly as you want."

 

[accountantpete]

Mrs Fly accepted hubbie as the best of a bad bunch - at least it's a lot less bother with a hover.

 

[TVC]

RM's weekend name is Lola, where he hangs around in a bar in old Soho.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC keeps bumping into Rocky on his nights out...

 

[roadrash]

rm,s real name is riff raff !!!

 

[Archie_tect]

roadrash has a monkey onesie from Primark.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has only been called stupid once in his life. The exact words were something like

"Some stupid with a flare gun burnt the place to the ground"

 

[marafi]

^ Is a very scarily looking alien. I swear ET looks nicer.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky went to the polytechnic of life.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG spent five years writing code for Rockstar Computer Games... he can't tell which is the real world anymore.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is an expert in MS Doss