Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

AP was exiled to Dorset along with Hugh Fearnley Whittonstall. When AP found he was going to be neighbours with HFW, he excitedley started to look forward to a River Cottage Frottage.....that's how Dorset cheese is made you know.

 

[Dayvo]

Despite being dyslexic, AP learnt a very smart trick in remembering the spelling of his favourite band. His teacher at school, when doing the alphabet, suggested that he remember the letters of the band.

And so it was: it was as easy as doing the AB/DC.

 

[accountantpete]

Sadly Dayvo never got beyond ABBA and has to employ a monkey to type for him.

 

[Dayvo]

dmn-935ti kwsj kmb dskm.b dasdj mnsabhvdcvm ,msdfgjm
ewrgj ujwr jkdrgr s.,jvvb\vc nwrmb
,dvj l;kjdgthl 8y[o poghi b
rg.k kledglk

*amazingly, AP understands the above.*

 

[Archie_tect]

Monkey see, monkey do.

 

[colly]

Rocky is not stringing Archie along.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort meant to be rude when talking about Colly's dangly bits.

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort keeps his money in a purse with a zip and takes ages at the checkout fumbling around for the right change.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort prefers getting the cat a log.

 

[Speicher]

Archie can be very dogmatic at times.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort knows that Stockhausen never responds to whistles.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ah, poor Johann... the incident at the Reichenbach Falls put paid to his exploits.... without Mort's help he'd still be playing scrum-half for Dewsbury Town RLFC.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's portrait in the local town hall has been Zumafied, causing several elderly councilllors of both sexes to faint.

 

[Archie_tect]

AP is currently on view in Rooms 1, 3 and 6 at the Tate Modern.

 

[TVC]

Parts of Archie are currently on view at http:\\www.nakedarchitects.net