Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Cheddar George teaches fading celebrities how to shoplift.

 

[colly]

ACP's gonna tell you how it's gonna be.

 

[Dayvo]

Colly is having a mid-life crisis, which is a bit odd, seeing as he's 73.

 

[Herr-B]

Dayvo is Justin Bieber's stunt double on his videos.

 

[accountantpete]

Herr-B is familiar with Herr-P's condition.

 

[TVC]

The only German Pete knows is Herr-Loss.

 

[colly]

When TVC is on your case watch out. He will call in Herr Remover.

 

[Dayvo]

You know when you look through that spy-hole thingy in your door to view any visitor to your home: and you know the face is all distorted. Well, that's what Colly looks like - all the time.

 

[TVC]

When Dayvo visits the Hall of Mirrors, he still thinks he looks good.

 

[Speicher]

On reflection, TVC does not like mirrors.

 

[TVC]

A glass salesman called at Speicher's house earlier, but she saw right through him.

 

[Speicher]

How did you know that a window salesman tried to sell me some new windows today? He was a right pain. I have clearly not long had my windows replaced.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher always has a glazed expression on her face.

 

[Speicher]

Offer Dayvo some proper English Tea and he is putty in your hands.

 

[TVC]

Speicher is anybody's for a cup of tea. Throw in a hobnob and she's everybody's.