Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Herr-B only buys products from Lidl

 

[Herr-B]

And bargains they are, too.

TVC only buys from QVC, and his house is littered with their packaging.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC would like to but he's not aldi nough

 

[bof]

Accountant Pete has Jimmy Carr as a client and told him to keep his money in a sock. JC got the item of clothing wrong and put it in Jersey.

 

[Shaun]

bof uses chicken feathers as pillow stuffing.

 

[Cheddar George]

Shaun uses pillow feathers as chicken stuffing. Don't go to Shauns for sunday dinner.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG loves to stuff the chicken. To be honest, the chicken's pretty fed up with it.

 

[Cheddar George]

Most men have a preference for leg or breast ........ for Tosh it has always been the parsons nose.

 

[postman]

Cheddar George was asked if he liked cheesy puffs,The bloke is still waiting for an answer but it will be a few weeks yet before he gets out of intensive care.

 

[TVC]

Postie can still fit Hula-hoops on his fingers. I'm saying he has delicate girlie little hands or anything - but he can.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC can't fit plastic Hula Hoops on to his fat stubby little fingers.

 

[TVC]

After seeing Grace Jones outside the Palace, Pete headed into the back garden in a leotard with a hula-hoop, not a pretty sight.

 

[Herr-B]

Nothing could stop The Velvet Curtain from photographing Pete in said garden and leotard.

 

[TVC]

Herr-B still hasn't paid me for the last set of photos of Pete playing naked Quoits.

 

[Herr-B]

TVC cashed the cheque in on 2 June 2012, the money has gone out of my account, and the pictures were watermarked which totally ruined my viewing pleasure.

I demand a refund!