Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky once got a 'love' letter from someone who was wanting to dump him. It read

May I compare thee to a Summer's day? Hot and sweaty!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Over his daily full English breakfast, MDB recites the Henry V monologue from under the walls of Harfleur, to get him fired up for the day ahead...he's such a Hard Bard Lard lover.

 

[accountantpete]

For breakfast Tosh prefers a cup and Chaucer.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky has never finished the story of Mr Bump as he finds it too traumatic.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

CG still has nightmares about poor old Humpty Dumpty.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy has a fear of getting his hed stuk in a jar of hunny.

 

[Speicher]

Ukle Mrts speling iz not az gud az that of Rokky.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

The wonderful thing about Speichers, are that Speichers are wonderful things, their tops are made out of rubber, their bottoms are made out of springs.

 

[Herr-B]

Toshiba Boy, scared of social taboos, has always called Tigger 'the T-word'.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky thinks he got one drawn on his bum in permanent ink once whilst on holiday in Amsterdam. It was quite sore, and what's more, he can't even see it without a mirror.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After a good too many pints of lager and some seriously volcanic curry, Rocky once had a Shatoo in Edinburgh.

The poor toilet attendant was not best enamoured.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug Riker starred in a sci-fi/gameshow crossover called The Next Generation Game.

 

[TVC]

RMs outline script for a late night version of 'Four in a Bed' is still under consideration by the Playboy channel.



TVC - now a dry suit diver, and still waiting for the first boot up ascent.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has bought a book entitled "Ten in a Bed" and is going to give it to ACP.

 

[Dayvo]

You know when you see models on the cat-walk, furiously pacing up and down with exaggerated strides and 'attitude' expressions.

Well, that's Speicher on a Saturday morning, pacing along Oxford high street in her Uggies and Driza-a-bone raincoat.