Post a lie about the poster above.

[Herr-B]

RM went to see an optimist to have his eyes tested.

 

[Cheddar George]

Herr-B is a glass and a half in every bar kind of guy.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky looks at the world through rose tinted testicles.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rockys eyesight is so poor that he decided to have laser surgery, he chickened out at the last moment when the laser surgeon told him "I expect you to die Mr Bond ! ........ come back it's only a little joke....."

 

[accountantpete]

The photo of Rocky emerging from the sea in a white bikini is still available in some dark corners of the internet.

 

[colly]

It's obvious Rocky needs new glasses.

 

[colly]

Octopussy turned out to completely different to what Rocky imagined.

 

[Andy_R]

Colly's imagination is a fertile garden of wonderment. Or at least that's what he'd have us all believe.

 

[colly]

Andy_R us.

 

[Andy_R]

Rocky doesn't have "a thing" about older women in sagging stockings

 

[colly]

Spud-u-like is high class cuisine to Andy.

 

[TVC]

RM's diet consists mainly of boiled potatoes and sherbet dib-dabs.

 

[Speicher]

Raindrops keep falling on Rocky's head (when he is pretending to be the Sundance Kid).

 

[Cheddar George]

TVC is looking forward to a bottle of Chateau Mouton Rothschild with his Findus crispy pancakes and Super noodles.

 

[Cheddar George]

Speicher has her own brand of salad dressing.