Post a lie about the poster above.

[Drago]

Hover Fly had a threesome with Elvis and Lord Lucan.

 

[Drago]

Hover Fly had a threesome with Elvis and Lord Lucan.

 

[Andy_R]

Drago only says things once......leesten vary carefulee, I shall say zis only once.....

 

[Nihal]

Andy_R got full marks in all his spilling tasts

 

[Andy_R]

Nihal never missed an episode of 'Allo 'Allo

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort dreams of being sentenced to 5 years in Cell Block H.

 

[Andy_R]

UM AP likes to imagine what it would be like to be locked up with Dot Cotton

 

[accountantpete]

Andy_R likes to imagine being locked in an internet cafe with Leslie Grantham.

 

[Andy_R]

Andy_R likes to imagine being locked in an internet cafe with Leslie Grantham.

eewww......disgusting.....

AP was Rickkkkkkkkkkyy's voice coach

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

eewww......disgusting.....

AP was Rickkkkkkkkkkyy's voice coach

RICKAAAAAYYYY!! actually..... as Andy tells me anyway, seeing he coached Bian'aaa

 

[Nihal]

MDB will now coach Wiggins how to speak onstage............

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

MDB will now coach Wiggins how to speak onstage............

Nihal is still waiting to hear what the Raffle numbers were

 

[Dayvo]

In the same way that some people 'wear' a colostomy pouch, MDB wears his heart on his sleeve, despite it being a tad messy.

 

[TVC]

Dayvo's eyes never give anything away. His nose, however, is a right old gossip.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC proudly sports a cod-piece. Not that you can see it, mind. It's the smell and a possee of cats following him that give the game away.