Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Rocky and scotch eggs, no need to say more.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky and scotch eggs, no need to say more.

TVC refuses point blank to even acknowledge savoury scotch eggs.

To him, they are a sign of depravity and corruption and refuses even to enter the same aisle as them at the local Waitrose.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC's favourite pose is the "I'm a teapot short and stout" pose - it looks a little camp, like his avatar, but he seems to make lots of sailor friends at his local dive club.

Rocky is just jealous because my avatar is very similar.

 

[TVC]

Doug is hoping that has self invented new nickname of "The Spatula King" is going to catch on.

 

[TVC]

"Two scoops" Rocky's nickname has already caught on.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky thinks my avatar is a modern interpretation by some theatre company somewhere who have been sponsored by Sky, of the famous

'Please sir, can I have some more?'

scene from Oliver Twist.

There is even a bowl and everything

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's avatar depicts the moment when Wiggo shouts out "who's nicked me ******* handkerchief"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's avatar depicts the moment when Wiggo shouts out "who's nicked me ******* handkerchief"

ACP has a fantasy that it was him and then Wiggo chases him about Paris on his bike, with an inordinate amount of the chase around the Pompidou Centre.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is an idiot - that's far too suave to be Doug.

 

[accountantpete]

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky isn't an idiot actually.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky joined CAMRA but they didn't appear to be interested in his photographic portfolio.

 

[Speicher]

Accountantpete has an extensive Port folio.

Cockburns are one of his favourites.

 

[Andy_R]

Speicher prefers to give Chinese burns

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I'm not saying that Andy is thick, but up until a couple of years ago, he thought that Firewater was water that had been boiled by a flame.