Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

TVC is day dreaming about a nice piece of steak for tea.


It's just a fillet of his imagination

 

[accountantpete]

Uncle Mort is partial to a bit of rump












steak

 

[TVC]

Pete likes a good steak pie, particularly if its made with a nice bit of skirt.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC can't help looking up












recipes on the internet.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

pete's got a new specialist Swedish magazine...









...it's the latest Ikea catalogue.

 

[Drago]

McGinty once woke up next to Alan Carr.

 

[accountantpete]

Drago dreams of filling up his Carr with petrol.

 

[Ludwig]

Drago got home and found his wife in bed with the painter and decorator. He is so hurt and upset because he noticed some patches on the ceiling which hadn,t been done.

 

[accountantpete]

Ludwig has pebble dashed the ceiling.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay's hip's cool and trendy.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie was once up-to-date and has the Spats to prove it.

 

[TVC]

Pete knows that Harris Tweed is the only suitable apparel for cycling.

 

[accountantpete]

Not one to lose out in a frenzy,TVC has been taking some really blurred pictures of Merlot in the local miniature village.

 

[Speicher]

Uncle Mort is taking the last train to Clarksville.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky does not know that I know that Robbie Coltrane Fitz The Bill.

Do I know it was Fritz?