Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

Speicher can't even climb 39 steps.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie is no Saint.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete is so persuasive.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky fancies Jane.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay likes to run barefoot on Sandie Shaw's.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky has been appointed "Official Explainer of the Thread" for young Nihal. The role comes with a fancy dress outfit and an annual stipend of 6 groats.

 

[TVC]

6 goats is how much Tosh paid for his tractor.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC has been Holder of the Queen's Purse for 32 years... he daren't tell anyone there's nothing in it.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie was initially chuffed when he was appointed Keeper of the Queen's Privy, but then he was handed the toilet duck.....

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky still tries to impress the ladies by lighting his matches on the top of his head.

 

[Speicher]

Toshiba Boy has recently found a match. His face and the back of a bus.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has created the world's first body malapropism.

[Edit: Speicher! ...preferred the original.]

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher has created the world's first body malapropism.

Archie's under the affluence of alcohol again.

 

[Archie_tect]

If anyone compares me to a cupid.....

 

[Speicher]

Speicher has created the world's first body malapropism.

[Edit: Speicher! ...preferred the original.]

Just for Archie: Toshiba Boy has just found a match. His face and Rocky's bum.