Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dayvo has a welded gusset.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has a thermal lining.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky's bonce is too big to fit through his polo neck jumper. He is very upset as it cost him a mint.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay likes to look @Speicher

 

[Speicher]

Archie was piqued because his cap did not fit.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher had a cap once.

 

[colly]

Rocky's ear hair clippings are prized by Bornean shamen.

 

[Speicher]

Colly has been sitting cross-legged on the floor all day mending chair covers. He now has pins and needles in his legs.

 

[TVC]

Speicher has a lazy eye. It doesn't get up till lunchtime and won't clean its room.

 

[colly]

TVC likes to lay down the Law.


Mr and Mrs Law live next door.

 

[colly]

''That's funny I can see you''

was Rocky's response when, during a rectal examination to trace a lost glass eye, his doctor told him he couldn't see anything.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Due to a birth defect, Colly can actually talk out of his bum. He keeps the fact a secret, although you'd never know.

 

[TVC]

MDB had to take up cycling for exercise, because when he runs his big flabby buttocks slap together making a noise similar to a jelly being spanked with a wet haddock.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's vivid imagination is a bit worrying... is it based on experience one wonders?

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

when he runs his big flabby buttocks slap together making a noise similar to a jelly being spanked with a wet haddock.