Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC's vivid imagination is a bit worrying... is it based on experience one wonders?

Archie's certainly is!

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Mad Doug Biker reckons that the only reason Bradders won the TDF was because Team Sky secretly visited MDB's cake shop and stocked up on his very own Torq Powder Crunchies, made with a secret ingredient that only MDB knows...

 

[Seryth]

Monsieur Remings likes to think he's French, but he's actually from Atlantis.

 

[colly]

Seryth likes the wind blowing through his hair. All three of them.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly thinks he's 'The Man From Del Monte'.

His shrink is getting worried about his increasing delusions

 

[colly]

Loony Doug does not loath loath.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Loony Doug does not loath loath.

Look, there's some fruit over there for you to check Colly.... I mean Del Monte man!

 

[colly]

YES !

 

[Archie_tect]

Del Monte he say.... push pineapple.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Del Monte he say.... push pineapple.

Archie often gets terrible constipation, and it feels like he's trying to push out a pineapple half the time!

 

[Archie_tect]

...and the other half?

MDB should be relieved.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

The other half feels like..... Well, we don't know, it never comes out. As a result, he's about to sue Senakot because their product is 'crap', which kind of ironic really.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay has forgotten how much loves playing Twister... it comes to us all.

 

[TVC]

Archie has had poached haddock and jelly for breakfast.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC demands roast hog for the first meal of the day much to the chagrin of the Blackpool Bed & Breakfast community.