Post a lie about the poster above.

[Davehateshills]

I can second what TheDoctor said, Doug is such a stud muffin!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

I can second what TheDoctor said, Doug is such a stud muffin!

Whereas Dave is an Egg And Bacon McMuffin type of guy.

 

[Davehateshills]

Doug is now looking forward to his new career as an actor............ in the porn industry!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug is now looking forward to his new career as an actor............ in the porn industry!

Hooray!..... oh.... its.... a......a...... lie....... you utter utter bas*ard!

Annyway, Dave still has a subscription for The National Geographic as he always likes to see pictures of topless woman from some newly discovered Amazon tribe (they are getting a bit thin on the ground these days Dave!).

 

[mark st1]

3312..... Nope I don't get it, I must have led a sheltered life.


Anyway, watch out Dave or Mark'll turf you out!

lol sorry i put extra x's in 11669x3 it should be.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

lol sorry i put extra x's in 11669x3 it should be.

Mark LOVES ladies who have diarrhoea!

 

[mark st1]

MDB dresses in a loin cloth and swings from the trees in his back garden giving it the AHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH tarzan style. However he still cant find a Jane.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

When Mark gets lonely, he gets out his.... (careful now!)... his calculator and types 0.1134, before turning it upside down and then acknowledging the message (it works best with the other type of '4'....).



*Cue the pause whilst Mark goes off to find a calculator....*

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2109677, member: 259"]On rainy afternoons, MDB likes to get creative with a Ronco Buttoneer and a roast chicken.[/quote]

I do, but Mort, I might put.... Put... PASTRY on it!!

Mort cannot watch the GBBO as he has an irrational fear of pastry!

Mort had a nightmare last night, he was the filling of a pie...... covered in LOTS of pastry!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug is wearing his new KFC staff jacket......the one he got for his birthday. Very smart too

Rockaay is at the door and is wanting a family sized bucket for breakfast.


3rd time this week too Rocks, if you don't watch out you'll get fat!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay didn't just change his avatar whilst he waits eagerly for my Manager to unlock the door. Yes, I can see you peering through the glass at us!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2109677, member: 259"]On rainy afternoons, MDB likes to get creative with a Ronco Buttoneer and a roast chicken.[/quote]

Mort's dreams look something like this!:


View: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RzHyeMaHm2s&sns=em

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB's dreams also involve water. Yes indeed - they are wet.

 

[TVC]

26x25 makes a good living selling rubber under sheets on Craggy Island.

 

[mark st1]

TVC likes to wear pvc pants whilst out jogging the squeaks remind him of his time he spent with Sooty and how it used to be ok to finger little puppets.