Post a lie about the poster above.

[Davehateshills]

Mark has just spent £200 on phone calls voting for that Rylan chap from the X-factor. He can't afford that new bike now! Shame!

 

[Ludwig]

Davehateshills is feeling sick because he is the bloke who paid £200,000 for Jimmy Savils Rolls Royce

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Ludwig is feeling even sicker as he paid £300,000 for a second hand Rolls Royce from a blond chap in a glittery suit and smoking a cigar.

 

[mark st1]

26x25 has just signed up for some swimming lessons with Micheal Barrymoor "all wight at the back"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mark is wondering if he'll need to wear his Speedos if he has some lessons too?

 

[Davehateshills]

Doug keeps wondering why he gets thrown out of the local swimming baths.

His old trunks are getting on a bit and the letter 'S' has fell off!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

DHH was always thrown into the swimming baths. He made the biggest splash apparently

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT has got a recording of every edition of Songs Of Praise since October 1985 when he got his first VHS. In fact, he would have had a 100% record on it, but he had to badger the BBC to send him a copy of some of them in April 1989 after he somehow managed to get Botulism from a fish supper in Prestatyn and had to spend a while in hospital.

Yes its true what they say, cod really DOES move in mysterious ways!!

 

[roadrash]

MDB once streaked at the indoor tiddly winks championships

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

rr once streaked at a crucial, nail biting international scrabble match and got arrested.

Unfortunately it didn't provide enough points to win.

 

[colly]

Mad Doug knows all about barrels. He's scraped the bottom of them often enough.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug knows all about barrels. He's scraped the bottom of them often enough.

Colly is due to retire from his job as head of Jubilee Clip design at Wickes. The other staff can't for his reign of error to come to an end.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky went to his parents wedding in Manchester yesterday.

 

[colly]

A quick rub down with 'The Sporting Life' , Rocky's catch-all solution for life's embarrassing little problems.

 

[Nihal]

Rocky's new suit got torn up by a dog........he was just trying to eat from a plate at the wedding