Post a lie about the poster above.

[661-Pete]

GTGF transcribed the entire text of Wuthering Heights into longhand, then got hold of a time machine, went back and presented the complete manuscript to Emily. Boy was she chuffed! "May I use that?" she said, "and if you like, you can be Heathcliff"...

 

[swee'pea99]

661-pete was thrilled but very nervous when he was invited to one of the Queen's garden parties, and unfortunately rather overdid the dutch courage, leading to what could have been a ghastly faux pas when he greeted the Duke of Edinburgh as 'Eddy', though in the event His Royal Highness quite took to him, and they ended up playing Playstation games for over two hours on a broken down sofa in one of the back bedrooms.

 

[colly]

Swee'pea is a part from an electric locomotive and used to work on Southern Railways.

 

[cookiemonster]

Colly's hair really does look like his avater

 

[colly]

Cookiemonster is one of a pair of Siamese twins, joined by the knee and stomach.

 

[papercorn2000]

Colly collects rainwater - he now has two types.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

papercorn2000 tells everyone he meets that he is a stand up comedian, but actually earns his living by writing "jokes" for Christmas crackers

 

[papercorn2000]

TB has written a complicated mathematical proof which shows that, under certain specific circumstances, two wrongs actually do make a right.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

papercorn2000 always sleeps in a bright yellow bobble hat and a Victorian whale bone corset

 

[swee'pea99]

When he was seven Toshiba Boy saw The Sound of Music and told his mum he was going to be a nun when he grew up. When she told him he couldn't because he was a boy, he shouted 'bugger that!' and kicked the dog, for which he got sent straight to bed with no tea.

 

[Aperitif]

swee'pea watches knits with frog's spawn, and makes little jumpers...

 

[colly]

swee'pea watches knits with frog's spawn, and makes little jumpers...

Aperitif is clearly off form.

 

[TVC]

Colly has a stash of 'then and now' photos of the Nolans.

 

[colly]

TVC is one of those small curtains used when plate cameras were all the rage.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly was proposed as Secretary of State in the new administration, but Obama said 'who the hell *is* the sonofabitch?', and that was the end of that.