Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

S99 claims to be related to Churchill, if you question this, the reply is always 'Ohhh Yes!'

 

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain..................allows no light to pass.

 

[Sh4rkyBloke]

Colly actually died 34 years ago on the operating table whilst having a pencil removed from his nose. He was brought back to life last year by his friends using a belt sander, a packet of Wotsits and some 3-in-1 oil. He is now a vampire and has terribly oily breath and a raspy voice.

 

[Sittingduck]

Sharky Bloke's poker nickname is the Sardine Kid

 

[Archie_tect]

SD takes tea every afternoon without milk...but always with a smile and a song, or the vicar.

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect won a Crackerjack pencil. It was pretty crap if truth be told.

 

[Cubist]

swee'pea is learning to play "Land of Hope and Glory" on the bagpipes

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Whenever he visits a new town/city, Cubist always seeks out the Tesco stores, photographs them and asks for the autograph of the Manager and Senior Checkout person.

He now has a photo and autograph collection from 727 stores. He loves nothing better than settling down of an evening, with a new victim, whoops sorry, friend, to go through his collection. ........ He has noticed that people have stopped coming round to his house.

 

[Cubist]

When it rains Toshiba Boy undresses and put his clothes into an oilskin bag. For ten minutes after it stops raining he runs in 25 foot circles to dry off again. The neighbours are beginning to complain.

 

[Corvette chic]

cubists 1000th post was so accurate toshiba boy's moving underground

 

[Cubist]

Corvette Chic is saving up to buy an ex-Forestry Commission Unimog

 

[colly]

Cubist bends forks just like Uri Geller. It makes eating messy though.

 

[accountantpete]

Colly's personal physician has to administer stimulants to get him to wake up.

 

[Archie_tect]

Although AP has recently discovered from his VAT Inspector that 2 and 2 will make 4.7 from January 2010, it is not a substitute for hard work.

 

[Alan Frame]

Archie tect has so far avoided the worst of the Credit Crunch by employing usury, dishonesty, lies,deceit,threats,violence and creative accounting.
Whilst this has allowed his bank account to remain very healthy indeed, the priest at his last confessional was heard to murmur, "will you bloody hurry up, I ain't got all day !".