Post a lie about the poster above.

[TVC]

Dayvo has shaved his chest hairs into the shape of Minnie Mouse.

 

[661-Pete]

The Velvet Curtain has a chain ring shaped like a rabbit. He lubricates it regularly with carrot juice to stop the chain slipping off.

 

[swee'pea99]

661-Pete's neighbours used to be very pleased at the moderate rates he charged to tutor their children in Spanish, until they discovered that he doesn't actually speak a word, beyond 'ariba, ariba!'

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo's cousin has been twice removed. Dayvo quietly puts him back- he has to- he's the Chief Librarian!.

 

[TVC]

Archie doesn't keep his porn stash in the garden shed.

 

[Hilldodger]

TVC will be bringing me cake on sunday

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Hilldodger likes a carbon frame, clipless pedals, full lycra - the whole works!!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

3BM waxes his legs nowadays rather than shaves them..."because it's more painful"

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Stick to lies, thank you!!

Toshiba Boy is the brother of Japanese Boy - Aneka was originally going to call her song 'Toshiba Boy' but there was an incident and...I can't say anymore

 

[Archie_tect]

HD was booked for passing a police car fourteen times in a 30mph limit ....until they realised his bike's bungey was caught on it's wing mirror.

 

[661-Pete]

Archie Tect almost impaled himself on the Angel Of The North whilst practicing a Bungee Jump, but luckily the combined skills of Robert Winston, Gordon Ramsay and Rolf Harris saved him from a gory finale...

 

[accountantpete]

Someone nicked 661-pete's bike tyre back in the 60's and he has been searching outerspace for it ever since - but it was here all the time

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Look closely, that's acc'p on bass before they got rid of him for being too pervy and got Bill Wyman instead!!!

 

[TVC]

TBMcG was once in a pop group as well - The Nolans.

 

[colly]

The Vlvet Curtain used to have a 'thing' for The Nolans. Now he just has a thing.