Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

In Speicher's pet zoo the Hampsters Are Blowing In The Wind

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher's been lobbing bangers over Rockaay's roof.

[Edit: Whatever you've got, It's catching Herr-B...]

 

[TVC]

Archie insists it's his, so he'll scratch it all he wants.

 

[colly]

TVC never comes up to scratch.

 

[TVC]

Colly is often known to snatch defeat from the jaws of victory.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC's often been told he's won... what was it people shouted... 'That TVC, he's one!'

 

[colly]

Archie has won one.

One wonders what was won.

 

[colly]

Rocky is a unidexter.
I have nothing against his right leg. The trouble is, neither does Rocky.





With due credit to Peter Cook.

 

[TVC]

Rocky wears his 100 tog undersuit as a onsie round the house. It saves him putting the heating on.

 

[accountantpete]

The future for Mort is so bright he has to wear cheap Oakley knock-offs.

 

[colly]

A lorry fell off the back of ACP

 

[accountantpete]

colly is articulate




















d

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky is a pillock















... that is all.

 

[colly]

CG's name is really Wensley













dale.

 

[Speicher]

Colly is a very full bod


















ied red wine fan.