Post a lie about the poster above.

[Davehateshills]

Doug, your coat is outside!

Doug once used false tan, or so he thought! It was cheep and ended up turning him ginger......... he has never recovered!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

In an attempt not to look out of place when out with his Mum, Dave once applied some fake tan from a bottle left in the toilet. He thought it was a bit warm and smelled a bit funny, but put it down to the bottle having been sat on the window sill on, what was actually a warm day, and the smell down to the chemicals in the lotion.

Turns out it was a sample his Dad had just... umm... given, and was about to be sent to the doctor.

 

[colly]

Doug did Daisy in Dallas.

 

[defy-one]

rocky watched "Debbie does Dallas"












alone at home with the curtains drawn

 

[TVC]

Defy would post here more, but there are certain other websites that attract his attention.

 

[Dangermouse]

The Velvet Curtain's curtain's are really polyester

 

[Archie_tect]

DM laughs in the face of danger, but just can't resist the wheel of death.

 

[TVC]

There is nothing wrong with Rocky's surname, it's his middle name Fiona that causes sniggers at the dive shop.

 

[colly]

The Dubliners sang about TVC's Irish cousin.

 

[accountantpete]

Millie's second hit was My Boy Colly Flop which was about erectile disfunction.

 

[colly]

ACP has a 'thing' for Paddy McGinty's goat.

 

[colly]

ACP has a 'thing' for Paddy McGinty's goat.

 

[TVC]

Rocky thinks saddles are for wimps.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC rides barefoot and sticks his toes in the spokes to slow down.

 

[TVC]

Who needs brakes? Not Pete, he just slides backwards off the saddle and tightens his arse cheeks around the tyre.