Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort was instrumental in brokering the ceasefire deal in the great Belgian mayonnaise and frites dispute of 1987.

 

[TVC]

2BMcG keeps his views on mayonnaise to himself.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort's wardrobe betrays his Ranch Dressing preferences.

 

[accountantpete]

By reputation, Rocky is a real cowboy.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete's a dab hand with a lassoo

 

[accountantpete]

26 x25 is a frequent visitor to hog-tied.com.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Which swine said that Pete?

 

[accountantpete]

I aint telling porkies - it's true!

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Can you get any rasher Pete?

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

If anyone says "bath" in Rocky's hearing - he hides under the bed

 

[TVC]

Every three months 26x25 gets a good going over with a jet wash, whether he needs it or not.

 

[accountantpete]

As a kid TVC was sent down the shops to get a loofah bread.

 

[colly]

ACP's 'manbits' cleanser of choice is..............














Swarfega.

 

[TVC]

Colly washes "downstairs" with Johnsons baby shampoo, because he heard it won't sting your eye.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC can be put through the machine on a boil wash, the dirty boy.