Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

When he was a kid, Rockaay was known as Soft Hillock.



..... Well, that's what he THINKS they said.

 

[Davehateshills]

Doug was a bit of a dish in is earlier years......

i was going to say more, however thats a great lie!

 

[colly]

Dave has a dish on his outside wall.








Ms Prendergast is getting fed up with hanging around

 

[Davehateshills]

Ms Prendergast has never had it so good!




Colly wishes he could join me and Ms Prendergast in the boudoire tonight!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly knows 'Ms Prendergast' is actually an inflatable sheep in a pink, seethrough silk Negligee.

 

[defy-one]

Colly knows 'Ms Prendergast' is actually an inflatable sheep in a pink, seethrough silk Negligee.

MDB is hoping mrs mdb won't be upset with his latest cycling buddy..... a sheep in a pink seethrough silk negligee

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mrs MDB!! Oh, that's a good one!!

 

[colly]

Rocky tries to get up early every morning.

Mrs R will be furious if she finds out.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly has been trying to get his leg over for years now















........ Down the Snooker Hall.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2180060, member: 259"]MDB's trying to pool the other one[/quote]

It was mort who propogated the myth that if you pee in a swimming pool it turns bright red so that everyone can see it.


You REALLY don't want to be down the Vlaanderen Lido when he's about.... (or if you do, make sure you have a shower afterwards).

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

[QUOTE 2180082, member: 259"]MDB has obviously never drunk beetroot juice [/quote]

Mort makes Beetroot soup from the picked ones he gets down the supermarket.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort is so enormous that he needs a litter picker just to pick his nose

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB picked his nose but he didn't think it suited him after the operation. (he picked it from the catalogue dontcha know!)

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TBT has his Father's eyes. His glass eyes.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug wanted a good video so he got Trainspotting













: A Guide To Crewe Station.