Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP prefers Rugby, strange person.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

AP hero-worships Michael Portillo...........I could say more

Rockaay gets his fashion tips from Mr Portillo. Its why you see him walking about in retina burningly bright shirts.

On the plus side, at least he doesn't need any lights for his bike!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's tight chinos squeak as he walks, just like Portillo......at least I think it's his chinos that are squeaking.

Rockaay gets his bald head polished to a mirror finish every week, even if he needs it or not.

He claims it helps keep him cool in the sun, but complete with his shirts, he really can be seen from space!

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's too sexy for his Plus Fours.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Also, with his bald head and shirts reflecting all that light and heat back into space, it has been found that he's been single handedly responsible for having prevented the North Pole from melting before now.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mad Doug's too sexy for his Plus Fours.

ACP likes to wear skin right trousers but wears a huge pair of Y fronts underneath so that he can scare the fashionistas with his VPL





...... In fact, they pay him NOT to bend over!

 

[TVC]

MDB wears women's jeans, and they seem to fit him very well.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

TVC loves nothing better than to wear a ladies thong.

 

[TVC]

It's hard to ride a bike in high heels, just ask MDB.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC has forgiven me for the mayonnaise incident.

 

[TVC]

I've forgiven 3BMcG for the Mayonnaise incident, but I'll never get over what he said about Salad Cream.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

What did threebikesmcginty say about that puke?

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is the Duke Of Hurl

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP is known as 'The Pukes Of Hazard' amongst his Rollercoaster enthusiast friends.

 

[TVC]

The see-saw in the park is a little too extreme for MDB.