Post a lie about the poster above.

[threebikesmcginty]

Mort's latest money-spinner is a commemorative 'Kate Middleton is preggers' toast rack and pie bird set.

 

[accountantpete]

threebikesmcginty is third in line























for the sole urinal down the pub.

 

[Archie_tect]

At the height of summer Pete always queues with the ladies at motorway services' toilets... the looks he gets are priceless.

 

[TVC]

Archie has been responsible for the design of a new Porsche.






Edit: Sorry, Archie has been responsible for the design of a new Porch.

 

[Archie_tect]

I blame TVC. You may well ask what for....
.... everything.

 

[colly]

Rocky has invented a great new device. Apparently it enables people to speak to one another when they are literally yards apart. One problem is that the string keeps breaking. Oh, and the cans go rusty.
Still....................clever huh ?

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly does not like beer.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie does not like a head on his beer.

 

[TVC]

Pete has not been drinking beer.





That's twice Pete has beaten me to it today.

 

[Speicher]

TVC has not been eating chocolate this evening.

 

[TVC]

Merlot is not a mole for the wol.






(Chocolate orange as supplied by my dealer Lullabelle)

 

[Speicher]

TVC knows that the Chocolate Orange is not Terry's. It is mine.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher has a secret chocolate mine, just off the A34 near Didsbury, left at the lights, just behind the bushes next to the brick wall where the road bends to the left.....

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect once successfully negociated Spaghetti Junction.

 

[Archie_tect]

Ooooh, what a porker!!

[edit: the lie.... I meant the lie!!! ]