Post a lie about the poster above.

[Mad Doug Biker]

When his good friend Wallace was hung, drawn and quartered MDB travelled the British Isles to say farewell to each part of his old pal!

I always thought he was Hanged drawn and quartered? Anyway, yes, we were all devastated and it took me almost 800 years just to forgive you English tyrants!*


Anyhow, Dave was there when the wheel was invented, and remembers with quite some mirth that he thought it was a crap idea at the time






* - Edited for politeness.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

You know, it all went down hill for us when my good friend King Alexander The 3rd was killed after falling off his horse. So very sad, and to make things worse, that John Baliol was a right obnoxious twat.

I hoped our cause had been saved by good old Robert The Bruce, and for a time, it had, but alas, it all came to nothing in the end

 

[colly]

'I wandered about on my own for a bit'.............was the opening line of Mad Doug's attempt at poetry. Some bloke called Wordsworth pinched his idea and messed the whole poem about.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Dave is nodding sagely at my lament.

 

[colly]

Does everyone in Yorkshire say 'Eee by gum!' whenever they are surprised?

Yes.




Tha'knows.




Sitthee.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

'I wandered about on my own for a bit'.............was the opening line of Mad Doug's attempt at poetry. Some bloke called Wordsworth pinched his idea and messed the whole poem about.

Written by Colly, the Bible was a Kid's Wizard Story a bit like Harry Potter, and in downtown 0AD Galilee he made a mint from it.

Unfortunately, in the age of ignorance that it was, a lot of people started to believe it was real and... well..... If you ever get any Jehovah's Witnesses at the door, BLAME COLLY!!

 

[Cheddar George]

If it wasn't for sex, politics and religion Doug would have nothing to talk about.

 

[Cheddar George]

Ten years ago Mort was the first person in Vlaanderen to wear a cardigan with a zip instead of buttons, the towns folk still ask his advice on matters of high fashion.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

CG doesn't wear cardigans. He prefers the bare chested look but fails to impress due to chronic bronchitis

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky has the look of a pirate about him - it must be the sunken chest.

 

[Cheddar George]

Pete has a pigeon chest, pigeon toes and says "Cooo !" a lot.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete's not drunk, he's just keeled over.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is shaken but not stirred.

 

[Archie_tect]

Never disturb Pete when he's asleep...

 

[accountantpete]

Mort always wears a bow tie to bed.