Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

accountantpete spent the early nineties chained to the top half of a bush in Newbury

 

[papercorn2000]

Cubist has 11 fingers

 

[accountantpete]

Maggot's attempt to break into the world of writing books for kids sank when the publishers failed to get past the opening lines to his novel which ran..

"Lolita,light of my life,fire of my loins"

 

[papercorn2000]

Accountantpete was chief rivetter on the Titanic.

 

[Cubist]

papaercornduemille has spent most of his adult life searching for an ideal alternative shape for tennis balls. No matter how hard he tries, the conclusion always seems to be that they got it pretty well right in the first place.

 

[papercorn2000]

Cubist believes carpets to be an effete and bourgeouis affectation and, come the revolution, will campaign to have them outlawed...

 

[arallsopp]

Uncle Mort is going for the triple next year. Big Brother, X-Factor, and American Idol.

 

[PaulB]

User3143 is so rock, he kick-starts jumbo jets at Heathrow airport.

 

[accountantpete]

PaulB is so rock he still kicks rain soaked,laced up casey balls with his bare feet.

 

[Archie_tect]

On impulse AP had spaghetti bolognaise for tea which wouldn't have been interesting had he not flown to Bologna.

 

[Dayvo]

Archie_tect uses plastic bags as emergency overshoes, which is fine, but he forgets to remove his sandwiches every time, and has to scrape the mashed cheese sarnies from his cleats.

 

[swee'pea99]

Dayvo's handle used to be Dayvo, dayayayayvo, daylightacum-andiwantogoh-ome, but he decided it was a bit long for day wear

 

[Dayvo]

swee'pea99 has a twin but they don't look like two peas in a pod!

 

[TVC]

Dayvo is the only person on the planet who calls Opal Fruits 'Starburst', strangely though he also insists on calling Snickers 'Marathon'.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC applied to run the London Snickers, but no-one had the foggiest idea what he was going on about!