Post a lie about the poster above.

[Speicher]

Swee'pea has lots of off-spring, but they are all knee high to a grasshopper.

Oh there you are dayvo, didn't see you there.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher doesn't get any quicker with age!

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo forgets that some people might be built for comfort not speed!

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher might be getting more comfortable with age.

 

[TVC]

Speicher actually thinks Dayvo is built for speed.

 

[Dayvo]

TVC is as slow as Speicher.

 

[Archie_tect]

Dayvo started a commuting bicycle rental company but it folded.

 

[Speicher]

Archie went into a restaurant once, and was asked to take a seat. He did, but then the waiters ran after him to get it back.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher has a SAAB Viggen.

 

[Speicher]

TheDoctor drives a very old car, it has a nut loose behind the steering wheel.

 

[TheDoctor]

Speicher is actually a small village near Dunkirk.

Look on a map, between Dunkirk and Cassel. It's there...

 

[Alan Frame]

TheDoctor is an hippocratic oaf.

 

[TheDoctor]

Alan Frame is actually made of 531 with a very convincing paint job.

 

[swee'pea99]

The Doctor once fixed a puncture for what was, it turned out, a wizard, who then offered him one wish, any wish he wanted. Unfortunately The Doc didn't believe in wizards, so made a modest request. He can now stop his hiccups at will, but feels like a bit of an arse every time.

 

[Aperitif]

swee'pea likes toad in the hole...