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Archie_tect

De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
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Northumberland
User76 said:
Accountantpete remembers when you could

User76 bought a Volvo solely on Alan's recommendation because it has a big opening at the back to put things in.
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Archie text lives at the top of a great big hill, so every day starts with a 'wheeee!' and a great big grin. He's in a filthy mood when he gets in in the evening though.
 
As the result of a strong aversion to alcoholic beverages, swee'pea was once heard to exclaim " I'd rather have a full frontal lobotomy than a full bottle in front of me."
 

swee'pea99

Squire
Alan Frame said:
As the result of a strong aversion to alcoholic beverages, swee'pea was once heard to exclaim " I'd rather have a full frontal lobotomy than a full bottle in front of me."
Well, there've been some whoppers on here but that takes the biscuit.

Alan Frame has devised a revolutionary new method for training dogs to walk on their front legs. Revolutionary and, it has to be said, rubbish - I mean, it doesn't work at all.
 
Swee'pea mistakenly believed that his pet bactrian camel was powered by Duracell.

Both parties received a shocking reminder that this was not the case when he tried to insert the batteries.
 
Archie_tect said:
Aperitif no longer wants anything for Christmas....

That must be an 'ie' - a lie with noel in it...:blush:
 
Following medical advice, Aperitif was cycling upwards of 50 miles a day.

After several months this came to an abrupt end when he reached Turin and the power cord to his laptop reached its full extent from his home in Bognor.
 
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