Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie's theory of relativity is pretty hard to grasp - but it begins with his mother and father.

 

[TVC]

Pete's association with this Universe is tenuous to say the least.

 

[Hover Fly]

Rocky will be out getting the vegetables for Xmas dinner this afternoon, he knows a field where the farmer has put some neeps out for his sheep.

 

[Archie_tect]

HF would like to wish everyone a very Happy Christmas... he'd like to but he won't.

 

[Archie_tect]

Plays havoc buying clogs... pass the nose clippers.

 

[Moon bunny]

Mort knew the next but one person to post on this thread has ginger hair.

 

[Moon bunny]

No Archie, you can't have a lock of my hair no matter how many times you send begging PMs.

 

[Archie_tect]

Moon Bunny, it's Titian.... bless you.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Rocky was built during the cubist era

 

[Toshiba Boy]

26 x 25 believes in the immaculate contraception.

 

[colly]

Rocky wears a cap. He's Dutch of course.




Flatlanders huh?

 

[Speicher]

Colly always tries to remember that the Americans call them erasers, not rubbers.

 

[colly]

Speicher put her contraceptive pill in her other half's shoe.

 

[Moon bunny]

Colly's method is to avoid associating with females.

 

[Archie_tect]

Moon Bunny understands the way to a man's heart is through his stomach.... it's a messy and slightly unconventional route for a cardiac surgeon.