Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Archie may be a bit over-the-top at times but his heart's in the right place






















- in his left buttock.

 

[Archie_tect]

Mort, you really shouldn't tell people things like that... we have standards.

 

[Speicher]

At last night's party, when given a lovely present, Mort Archie thanked everyone from the heart of his bottom.

 

[colly]

Speicher once thought the bottom had dropped out of her world. Turned out it was just the world dropping out of her bottom.


Damn that vindaloo.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Colly's got the blues after relying on the rythym method and ending up with 14 kids.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's terrified of a pregnant.........................................


















.....pause.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky is expecting















Mad Doug round any moment to post his 10,000th

 

[TVC]

Pete's last post was very laboured.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete TVC expects every man to do his










paperwork today

 

[postman]

twentysix by twentyfive.Might just want to visit some paperwork posted in the thread any good jokes.Just posted by Postman.

 

[TVC]

Postman's clock stopped years ago.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

twentysix by twentyfive.Might just want to visit some paperwork posted in the thread any good jokes.Just posted by Postman.

Postie should not know I didn't read his joke and did not find it funny at all
Whereas TVC is attempting to restart Postie's clock

 

[postman]

Rockymountain does not like sticking his neck out.Unlike me who says Leeds United have a good chance of reaching the playoffs.

 

[colly]

Postie is a pessimist.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky is happy knowing that his clock tells the right time twice a day.