Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cheddar George]

Even the people in the cycle chat cafe think that Rocky is a timewaster.

 

[Archie_tect]

CG is computer generated, Cheddar George is just his project code-name.

 

[Speicher]

Archie_tect is a cardboard cut out. He was not really cut out to be an accountant.

 

[accountantpete]

Mort has discovered that posting in The Cafe between spells of intense activity at work helps his productivity.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP has a keen appreciation of depreciation.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh knows that the debits go on the side nearest the window.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP's assets are all intangible, and depreciating on a rather steep straight line basis.

 

[Speicher]

Meanwhile Toshiba's asset is rising rapidly.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher just wouldn't credit it, took her half an hour to pay in today at the bank.

 

[Speicher]

You do not want to know how long Tosh waited to get some money out at Jodrell Bank.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Speicher tried to balance her statements last night, but they kept on falling over.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky did a trial balance yesterday.




Today he put the stabilisers back on his bicycle.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky's finding it all a little bit taxing.

 

[Cheddar George]

Tosh reckons that he can reclaim the tax on bananas as they are a legitimate travel expense.

 

[TVC]

George has all his money in an offshore bank. It's Natwest on the Isle of Wight.