Post a lie about the poster above.

[Andy_R]

TVC has invested in off shore wind farming. That's what happens when you are told to plough the ocean waves and take it too literally.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Andy's plan to develop Bond Street was enthusiastically supported by his bank. He got £200 when he passed go

 

[Speicher]

Tbt ended up with a very large Utilities Bill.

 

[accountantpete]

The mobile sandwich man came down Speicher's road today but he didn't stop.

 

[Speicher]

Whereas Rocky would prefer Mrs Rocky's Hambaguette, because he is so hungry.

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher is on a sea food diet - when she see's food...

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Pete is on the Cambridge diet. All the supermarkets in that town are now empty. He's adopting the Norwich diet tomorrow

 

[Speicher]

Tbt is on the Sandwich diet, he got a great Deal in Kent.

 

[Cheddar George]

It's Rocky, the great chieftain o' the puddin race.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

George puts cheddar on his haggis. It's wrong I say - just wrong

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky was born in a Leap year - the Midwife leapt back at the sight of him.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

AP a born again atheist.

 

[postman]

Doctor i need help said Rockymountain.I go to the toilet at 07-00 every morning,That's good said the doctor,no it's not said Rockymountain.

I don't wake upo till 07-30.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Postman's mum always told him, "Never go to the Forbidden City".


Years later, he saved up and finally plucked up the courage to go, just to see what all the fuss was about.


To be honest, he didn't think Bradford was all bad.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Tosh, Alan Sugar's undercover man at Toshiba