Post a lie about the poster above.

[Aperitif]

Maverick finds it hard to Garner support for his liepothesis...

 

[Cubist]

Aperitiif wanted his Username to be "Dentures" but due to a speech impediment ended up with this one.

 

[Aperitif]

Cubist is the originator of 'out of the box' thinking...

 

[colly]

Aperitif thinks the concept of living near Heathrow will soon take off.

 

[papercorn2000]

Colly used to be a werewolf, but he's all right nooooooow!

 

[swee'pea99]

PPC2K's nan managed to become a Royal Marine Commando in WW2, and she was only eventually rumbled due to her exquisite flower arrangements back in barracks.

 

[Cubist]

swee'pea99 is still secretly convinced that Da Vinci's helicopter designs have some mileage. Noises from the garden shed late into the night tend to support this thoery.

 

[Speicher]

Cubist's location may be "over the hill" giving the impression that he cycled there.
I am, however, cognisant of the fact that he cycled round the hill, furthermore, he has no inclination to cycle up hills.

 

[swee'pea99]

Speicher claims to hail from Worcestershire, but only to escape the universal loathing that would doubtless erupt if it were more generally know that she in fact lives in a palatial pad in Mayfair, having married a Greek shipping magnate named - bizarrely enough - Gerald Stanissopolous.

 

[Cheddar George]

Whenever Swee'pea99 hosts a cocktail party he saves money by painting old twigs with marmite and passing them off as Twiglets. He has noticed that the number of people attending has declined over the years ........

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar George works at the Town Hall. The Town Hall Clock needed a repair. When the clock Repair man phoned Cheddar at work, Cheddar said "Hang on a tick, I'll put you through to the right person".

 

[papercorn2000]

Speicher is a member of the Cottingley Cheese and Dairy Products Appreciation Scoiety.

 

[colly]

papercorn has a really, really good spellchecker.

 

[swee'pea99]

Colly has a spot on his bum that's been there for eleven years. Slightly uncomfortable but no big deal really.

 

[Archie_tect]

That'll be Cheddar George... a beauty spot [Ey thank yeow!]