Post a lie about the poster above.

[Dayvo]

Archie_tect mistook Wookey Hole for Cheddar Gorge.

But he's trying to get to the bottom of it.

 

[accountantpete]

Dayvo's history teacher once gave him a million lines for belching in class.

Not one to shirk his responsibilities Dayvo is currently on line 700,031 even though the teacher retired 15 years ago and the school has long since shredded his records.

 

[Archie_tect]

Accountant Pete is under Flying Squad surveillance for attempting to offload a dodgy word processor to Dayvo with sticky control and P keys in the pub car park.

 

[colly]

Archie Tect is convinced that one day he will design a portal frame that will be a way into another dimension.

 

[Cubist]

That'll be Cheddar George... a beauty spot [Ey thank yeow!]

Oh, very good!!!!!

Colly sincerely believes that if he waits quietly enough hidden at the back of his workshop, little elves will appear and sort out the tension in his gear cables

 

[Archie_tect]

Neat, Colly!


Cubist walked into the Tate Modern on a quiet Thursday -they couldn't believe their luck and kept him in a side gallery for two weeks.

 

[Cubist]

Archie tect doesn't like the curved underside of bridges.

 

[Cheddar George]

In Cubists wine cellar there is a bottle of milk from 1974 waiting for a special occasion ....

 

[XmisterIS]

Cheddar Gorge likes to gorge himself on Wensleydale.

 

[swee'pea99]

XmisterIS was one of six ballet dancers once recruited by MI5 and 'licensed to kill' with a view to a one-off secret mission, but sadly it was cancelled at the last minute. XmisterIS has never really got over it.

 

[TVC]

S99 can't even do trackstands on a tricycle.

 

[colly]

swee'pea once played Toad in a local production of Toad of Toad Hall. He was booed off stage because he wasn't convincing.

 

[Speicher]

Swee'pea99 often visits France for his holidays.

 

[colly]

The Velvet Curtain is twitching.

 

[colly]

Speicher is not a night bird.