Post a lie about the poster above.

[Nihal]

Colly is in-explicably bonkers.

 

[colly]

Nihal is explicably bonkers

 

[Dayvo]

RM likes to toast his nuts whilst roasting his conkers.

 

[colly]

Dayvo is known well by the ladies of Oslo, albeit under the nickname Mr Floppy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly isn't known as 'The fastest Colly In The West' for nothing you know!

 

[Archie_tect]

Given a following wind Doug can give a skunk a run for his money.

 

[Nihal]

Archie performed the bum transplant on MDB................no wonder he knows.

 

[colly]

Nihal donated his bottom for a transplant. Maybe that explains why he is full of sh!t

 

[colly]

According to the bosun. It's Rocky's turn in the barrel.

 

[Monsieur Remings]

Rockymountain thought that in the month of May, everybody in Italy left their jobs and signed on.

"No wonder Europe needs bailing out," he said to himself, "...all those Giro cheques must cost a bomb."

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Monsieur, or Monsignor Remmings as I can finally reveal him as (Dur dur DURRRRR!!), is the head of cycle paths in The Vatican City.

He keeps proposing renaming the 'St Sixtus Circuit' the 'Ring Of St Tibulus', but curiously, his proposal keeps falling on deaf ears

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug gets tongue erections when he sees a jam butty.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

ACP wishes he'd been a Catholic Priest, I mean, just think... no, no, not for THAT you dirty, dirty people!! .... No, its the thought of REALLY getting to dress up in a variety of fantastic dresses (without being thought of as a bit weird)... outfits, sorry... and mincing about* drinking wine that makes ACP rueful.


* - Which is ironic.

 

[Nihal]

MDB's lies make you feel like the truth is so much more boring and easily understandable.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

To Nihal, India is an entirly sane and civilised place.