Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Mort once stumbled upon a cover band playing estuary rock in Central Africa and remarked "Dr Feelgood I presume?"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Come Nuclear Holocaust, ACP has already 'baggsied' the role of Dr Strangelove. He's been practicing the German accent for years and everything, whereas the wheelchair is in his cupboard under the stairs, waiting, regularly oiled and maintained in readyness!

If it never actually happens, he has, regardless, planned his last words to be

'MEIN FUHRER! I CAN WALK!!'

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Whereas Rockaay's Dad was a Doctor of Greek origin. He wonders if he's related to Dr Zeus

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rockaay's Mum was of Irish extraction. He now wonders if he is somehow related to Dr Kildare.

 

[Nihal]

Here was MDB's advise to one of his patients

 

[Archie_tect]

Doug will have a cup of tea... he will, he will, he will.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Doug will have a cup of tea... he will, he will, he will.

I'm drinking one now, I am I am I am

Annnnnyway;

Here was MDB's advise to one of his patients

Whilst in his kitchen at home, Nihal slipped on some food accidentally spilled on the floor, falling over and banging his head on the way down.

The Doctor told his concerned Mum that he had slipped into a korma.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

..... Oh for the love of.... What am I DOING with my life??


Admin, please lock this thread before I top myself!

 

[Speicher]

MDB has just sprinkled hundreds and thousands on his ice cream cornet.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher is living dangerously, she has just sliced through a roll twice, so that it has two 'levels'.

She will have ham on one, turkey on the other.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

.... She's now making a cup of tea with..... GET THIS!...... 2 old teabags from yesterday!!

Life in the fast lane down the Speicher household!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher knows I'm so utterly bored senseless that I'm spying on her.

 

[TVC]

Rocky has a lazy eye. The rest of him is pretty bone idle too.

 

[colly]

Rocky: Aye, Aye Cap'n. Twas my eye I idly eyed.

Rocky never did make it in the navy.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Colly joined the Navy to see the sea.

What did he see?

Nothing, he failed his medical.