Post a lie about the poster above.

[Cubist]

TVC has perhaps the most impressive collection of rude garden gnomes

 

[Alan Frame]

Due to his excitement at having successfully ridden his Raleigh Grifter round the world, Cubist missed his welcoming comittee as he set off on a lap of honour. He is due back in another 15 months.

 

[swee'pea99]

When he was nine, Alan Frame's dad promised him a Chopper for his birthday. Amd he was as good as his word - it was a nice one too, with a 14" hickory handle and a 10oz head.

 

[maverick]

Due to his excitement at having successfully ridden his Raleigh Grifter round the world, Cubist missed his welcoming comittee as he set off on a lap of honour. He is due back in another 15 months.

Alan Frame is not funny and that didn't make me laugh out loud, not even a titter or a smirk.
OK!!!

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

SP99 still uses a Raleigh 'Budgie' .

 

[maverick]

Andrew the t races snails and always wins.

 

[Hover Fly]

Then maverick eats the snails with sugar and mustard.

 

[PaulB]

Hover Fly occupies the number one position on the World's Most Wanted Budgie Rustler's list. Nasty.

 

[Alan Frame]

PaulB is an expert keeper of chickens.

To see him practise his art is to witness poultry in motion.

 

[TVC]

Alan Frame is the last of his species. At night you can hear his hopeless cry from the rooftop as he desperatly tries to find a mate.

 

[accountantpete]

TVC owes the local library £2,004.69 in fines relating to the late return of Mills & Boon romantic fiction books.

 

[TVC]

accountantpete has pet names for his testicles - Edna and Doris.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC managed Edna and Doris in the world Conker championships in Bridlington where they lost in the final after Doris complained of a splitting headache.

 

[colly]

Archi tect spent time as a young lad training to be a seaman.
He gave the sea up after a terrifying incident with the bosun who said he would show him the fabled 'Golden Rivet' which all ships are said to contain somewhere.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Although expelled from the sea scouts long ago Colly still favours bell-bottoms and a sailors hat at a jaunty angle