Post a lie about the poster above.

[accountantpete]

Rockymountain is changing his name to Teethrottingrocky to publicise his new range of sweets.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Despite an already crowded house, AP has only gone and taken on a German Shepherd.

He has had to put him in one of the bunk beds in the spare room, along with the French Polisher, his collection of Russian Dolls and the Brazilian.

 

[Sully]

Toshiba boy keeps tropical fish in his underpants.

 

[Archie_tect]

Sully knows this for a fact, even seen his tetras...

 

[Cheddar George]

Archie keeps insects in his underpants, not intentionally ......... they just find their way in.

 

[Speicher]

Cheddar George has seen an elephant in his pyjamas.



That Kenyan safari holiday was memorable, in lots of ways.

 

[Dayvo]

Speicher likes to wear swimming trunks. Helps her with her b(u)oyancy, apparently.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo has just started packing his trunks for his holiday later this year.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Rocky was out with the running club last night. Came to the final quarter mile and he simply opened his legs and showed his class.

(Many thanks to David Coleman).

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh put mustard on his testicles and went to a fancy dress party as Colmanballs.

 

[Speicher]

Rocky's choice of neckwear today, is very strange. Well, I would think that, wooden tie?

 

[accountantpete]

Speicher has come out and announced that she is a man called Brentford.

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete really is a kitchen manufacturer... specialising in solid oak.

 

[Cheddar George]

Rocky owns a green belt ........... unfortunately he has expanded beyond it.

 

[Archie_tect]

George had a chicken, remind us again what you called your chicken George.