accountantpete
OAP
Rocky has a logic chip on his shoulder.
Post a lie about the poster above.
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accountantpete
OAP
The operation to raise a 40stone colly out of bed began this morning.
A spokesman said that the hoists are holding up well under the strain and that scientists are monitoring for anything nasty that may be lurking underneath.
A spokesman said that the hoists are holding up well under the strain and that scientists are monitoring for anything nasty that may be lurking underneath.
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Pete will not be taking a Rhine Cruise this autumn unless he gets knee pads for his birthday... have you seen how low those bridges are?
accountantpete
OAP
As a homeowner Rocky doesn't really understand this bedroom tax but it's costing him a fortune.
Fortunately his wife is deals with the paperwork - he just hands the cash over.
Fortunately his wife is deals with the paperwork - he just hands the cash over.
- Location
- Next door to Mr Benn at No 54
Mocky Roundtin recently fitted some carpets in the departure lounge at Heathrow Airport. It has been a runway success. Now you will want to know how he managed to land that contract.
Moon bunny
Judging your grammar
- Location
- Basking in my own brilliance.
Speicher is often seen in Heathrow crawling on all fours and groaning, "Ginger beer, I need ginger beer."
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
In a bid to get some peace, quiet and to get away from it all, MB has just bought a house on Myrtle Avenue in Hounslow.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Mort knows that if it hadn't been for those pesky kids then he'd have gotten away with it.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
Rockaay wishes he had a time machine to go back to the days of Dickens.
Says Rockaay
'Those tight trousers are most interesting!'.
Says Rockaay
'Those tight trousers are most interesting!'.
Mad Doug Biker
Banned from every bar in the Galaxy
- Location
- Craggy Island
When he worked in 'World Of Curtains' many years ago in Wetwang*, Rockaay used to strut about the showrooms when he didn't think anyone was looking, wearing the curtains like a toga with very little on underneath.
Unfortunately, one day, he went to use the Paternoster** and his curtain got caught, ripping it from his body.
The young family waiting at the top have never quite been the same since (as have Rockaay's employment prospects).
* - Also where TVC was born, but thankfully at a different time!
** - Challenge for the day: Try and include the word 'Paternoster' in a normal every day conversation.
Unfortunately, one day, he went to use the Paternoster** and his curtain got caught, ripping it from his body.
The young family waiting at the top have never quite been the same since (as have Rockaay's employment prospects).
* - Also where TVC was born, but thankfully at a different time!
** - Challenge for the day: Try and include the word 'Paternoster' in a normal every day conversation.
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