Post a lie about the poster above.

[colly]

Rocky has a magnetic personality, it stems from being a clingy child.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly has surpassed himself... 32 times... how else has he managed to be 267th out of 235.

 

[dudi]

Archie was once picked from the studio audience to present 'Blue Peter' when Konnie Huq called in sick.

 

[Archie_tect]

Not many people knew that, but Dudi did.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

After one too many phone calls, Lewis and Hathaway now have a restraining order against Rockaay.

 

[accountantpete]

Mad Doug's Internet Pawn Shop gets a surprisingly large number of hits

 

[Tony Smith]

acPete is applied to appear of Pawn Stars on the Discovery Channel, but they phoned the police when they saw his audition pic and found out he could spell.

 

[Archie_tect]

Rockaay got so fed up he changed his surname from Marciano... it wasn't worth fighting over.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie's international jetset life is so exciting.

Just this morning on his mantlepiece the Man came out and the Woman went in!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Mort has been thinking long and hard about whether he really is a true procrastinator, but has now decided to go for a bike ride instead.

 

[accountantpete]

Tosh went to the barbers and asked for a Wayne Rooney cut - it needed 12 stitches!

 

[Archie_tect]

Pete only trims hair that he can see... probably just as well.

 

[accountantpete]

Rocky likes a bit of ruff...

 

[colly]

ACP often finds himself deep in The Rough.

That tramp is getting kind of miffed about it all.

 

[Archie_tect]

Colly's making sandcastles in the bunker off the 15th... boy is he in trouble- they don't allow the use of flags there.