swee'pea99
Squire
TVC was once introduced to Margaret Thatcher, got flustered, and called her 'Your Majesty'. His wife still tells people about it at parties, with a chuckle. She has no idea just what thin ice she is skating on...
Post a lie about the poster above.
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Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Fnaar always checks his flies before joining the Bedlington and District Coarse Fishing Club's 'Latin Dancing Extravaganza' as Mrs Arnoldswick from No.37 always makes a bee line for his Little Black Zulu.
accountantpete
OAP
Archie is a big Chris De Burgh fan
that my be a bit OTT as a lie though!
that my be a bit OTT as a lie though!
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
accountantpete said:
AP is n't aware of how hurtful he can be.... *sniff* that's below the belt even for a lie!
accountantpete
OAP
Archie_tect said:That's below the belt even for a lie!!!
Sorry -I realised that even as I posted it - a thousand pardons
Cubist
Still wavin'
- Location
- Ovver 'thill
TVC's favourite hobby is taunting ladybirds
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
Cubist said:
Cubist loves seafood and once ate a whole skate...
Archie_tect
De Skieven Architek... aka Penfold + Horace
- Location
- Northumberland
colly said:
Colly's headmaster used to shout at him for running round the quad at St Audley's School for the Gifted. 9.7 seconds is still the record.
Toshiba Boy
N+1er
- Location
- By the beach, West Zummerzet
Archie_Tect refuses to believe that Woolworths went bust, and still stands outside the local branch every Saturday morning for his Pic 'n' Mix, only to cycle home despondent at 5.00pm every time.
Alan Frame
Gnu
- Location
- Lost In Space
TB commutes across the Channel every day by bicycle.
This necessitates him pumping his tyres to 200 psi, wearing inflatable underpants and loudly singing " A Life On The Ocean Wave".
Belgian border officials consider him to be mad so allow him free access as he will blend in with the local populace.
This necessitates him pumping his tyres to 200 psi, wearing inflatable underpants and loudly singing " A Life On The Ocean Wave".
Belgian border officials consider him to be mad so allow him free access as he will blend in with the local populace.
threebikesmcginty
Corn Fed Hick...
- Location
- ...on the slake
Alan Frame sucks his thumb and has a comfort blanket called, imaginatively enough, Blanky
Alan Frame
Gnu
- Location
- Lost In Space
TBM is designer of the TBM 3000e Budget airline.
This plane has proved to be a hit with major airlines worldwide due its fuel efficiency, but is less popular with passengers who find it difficult to come to terms with the outside toilets.
This plane has proved to be a hit with major airlines worldwide due its fuel efficiency, but is less popular with passengers who find it difficult to come to terms with the outside toilets.
swee'pea99
Squire
Uncle Mort claims to be related to Anne Widdecombe. No-one can understand why.
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