Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

swe'pea 99 is related to Ann Widdecombe, but doesn't tell many people

 

[accountantpete]

Toshy posts his toenail clippings to famous celebrities.

 

[Alan Frame]

Uncle Mort is Ann Widdecombe's love child.

He calls Bruce Forsyth ,"Dad"

 

[maverick]

Alan Frame has bought his wife a wooden leg for Christmas!
It's not her main present, just a stocking filler......

 

[TVC]

Maverick owns 'The Krankies Annual' 1983.

 

[swee'pea99]

TVC likes Elvis movies. All of them. He has them on video and plays them again and again.

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

Uncle Mort is Morocco Mole.

 

[TVC]

andrew touches fences inappropriatly

 

[Dayvo]

Uncle Mort doesn't have any nieces or nephews!

 

[TVC]

Dayvos' nephews and nieces call him Uncle Poopants.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

TVC's favours flock wallpaper and a vivid weft in his carpet

 

[andrew-the-tortoise]

3bmg walls are covered with egg boxes to muffle the sound of impromptu bassoon sessions.

 

[swee'pea99]

Some say Andrew the tortoise is well 'ard but it's turtelly untrue.

 

[Aperitif]

swee'pee is a sour puss...

 

[Hover Fly]

Aperetif has insecticide soaked collars round his ankles to keep the fleas off.