Post a lie about the poster above.

[roadrash]

Happy birthday doug

TVC insists their is no truth in the rumour that he is in fact a rather fast milkman named Ernie

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Thanks everyone!!

Road Rash had the only gay Milkman in the country, so when they talk about there being a glint in the Milkman's eye, then..... Well, I'll leave the rest to your imagination, but needless to say, Road Rash still misses and is in touch with him.

 

[Moon bunny]

Happy birthday MDB.
No one is quite sure why, but there are stalagmites and stalactites under Birthday Boy's bed.

 

[roadrash]

moon bunny has been under MDBs bed

 

[Maverick Goose]

Roadrash is a sleeper agent for God's Own Country

 

[roadrash]

Maverick goose used to be a test pilot for airfix

 

[Speicher]

Roadrash still has his set of Meccano. Tomorrow he will be constructing a replica of the Forth Road Bridge.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Hoppy Birdday Doug

That's what Cindy said when she thought she was going to (finally) catch a bird!!

As a young hopalong, she would chase the birds all day - They would land in one place, she'd charge over to them, they would take off, land somewhere else, she'd charge after them, only for them to take off and land in the original place...... And repeat.

Back and forwards she'd go!

HBMDB

MDB has lots of presence presets presents, I'll send mine by post Doug..................Cheese and onion OK ?

Doug ages in dog years.

I do actually, WOOF WOOF!...... COUGH SPLUTTER SPLUTTER!!

Anyway, yes cheese and onion will be fine thanks! Cindy can help me eat them as a consolation prize for not getting a small bird!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Roadrash still has his set of Meccano. Tomorrow he will be constructing a replica of the Forth Road Bridge.

Speicher is currently constructing a scale model of Hull out of Lego.

 

[Speicher]

Mad Doug Biker makes sure he keeps up to date with Anthony Pope and the Secrets of the Peloton.

 

[Speicher]

Speicher is currently constructing a scale model of Hull out of Lego.

Yes, I have finished the hull. I must test the water displacement before starting on the superstructures.

 

[Dayvo]

When Mrs RM first met her 'Mr Right', she was blissfully unaware that his first name was Always.

 

[Speicher]

Dayvo is not always right, but he is never wrong.

 

[Moon bunny]

Speicher is infallible, but only on cooking matters.

 

[Dayvo]

The nursing staff have just come round the change Speich's nappy and give her some tea and biscuits.

Ah, the delights and luxury on being waited on hand and foot.