Post a lie about the poster above.

[Archie_tect]

The audio instruction on Mort's video of plumbing techniques is out of synch.

 

[Speicher]

Mort had tried to explain to Archie-tect about plumbing in a new shower. He explained about header tanks, and water pressure, but it all ended up going straight over the top of Archie's head















when he next had a shower.

 

[Archie_tect]

Speicher thought she'd plumb her bigger bath in herself, but she's just landed herself in even more hot water.

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Nihal, Maverick Goose, Roadrash and Tbt all took part in the Arden Henley Regatta last weekend. They won the 1000 metre race, and to celebrate they all threw their cox into the water.

Speicher knows that this is a lie because it was the 2000 Meters, and she was their cox

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Speicher thought she'd plumb her bigger bath in herself, but she's just landed herself in even more hot water.

Archie hasn't had a cup of tea since Fred Dibna died.

He relied on him to provide water for him from his traction engine.

 

[Dayvo]

MDB drops his 'Hs' almost as often as he drops his guts.

 

[mrcunning]

dayvo throws his skid marked designer yfronts in the wrong recycling bin....

 

[Dayvo]

mrcunning misunderstood the word 'soiled' and uses his old jeans to reap his harvest like this:

 

[roadrash]

Dayvo thinks diarrhoea is hereditary.........it runs in his jeans

 

[colly]

Rocky still has his Bicycle clips from when he was 'nowt buralad' in the 1890's

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky still has his Bicycle clips from when he was 'nowt buralad' in the 1890's

Colly remembers when Arks were the latest fashion!

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Mort used to think all Plumbers' were Italian, had big moustashes and were either called Mario or Luigi.

Imagine his disappointment then when a fat, sweaty Scouser called Dave came to fix his Bidet after it 'mysteriously' received damage from crushing.

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

MDB - the fat, sweaty Scouser's fat and sweaty role model

 

[twentysix by twentyfive]

Mort was Jimmy Five Bellies personal trainer.

Rocky is searching for the training plan. He's got as far as "pork pie"

 

[Mad Doug Biker]

Rocky is searching for the training plan. He's got as far as "pork pie"

TBT knows that that is called 'The Vernon Plan', and involves a certain member of this forum conditioning you to compete at the highest level of eating competitions, especially pie eating competitions.