Post a lie about the poster above.

[Toshiba Boy]

Archie_Tect spends 5 minutes every morning putting Gel on his chest hair

 

[TVC]

Toshiba boy still worries about what might be hiding under his bed.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Toshiba boy still worries about what might be hiding under his bed.

So would you if you saw what was there!

TVC's great grandfather invented Black Pudding

 

[TVC]

So would you if you saw what was there!

TVC's great grandfather invented Black Pudding

Sadly he only ever invented Blue Pudding - it never caught on.

TB collects pipe cleaners

 

[Aperitif]

The Velvet Curtain never looked the same again after his mate said "Just Tridis..."

 

[Archie_tect]

Apertif enjoys a big tea but always insists it's dinner which confuses his mum who spent 27 years cooking for 81,000 children at Garstang Road Junior School.

 

[accountantpete]

Archie dredges the Garstang canal for discarded bike frames and can often be heard muttering "uurgh- another bleeding Pinarello" as he slings an unwanted frame back from where it came.

 

[Alan Frame]

Accountantpete's burning urge to don a pink tutu, floral print camisole with leopard print bloomers finally came to fruition when he joined the Nantwich branch of the freemasons.

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Alan Frame failed at the "2 house bricks" stage of the Freemason's initiation ceromony

 

[swee'pea99]

Toshiba Boy was very nearly one of the very first Calvin Klein models but he got pipped at the post by Leonard Rossiter

 

[papercorn2000]

Uncle Mort works for the Brussels Sprouts Marketing Board.

 

[Archie_tect]

PC99 has never experienced the joy of opening a new box of Sugar Puffs just to find the free toy inside...

 

[swee'pea99]

Archie tect was on a flight that crashed once, and he and the other survivors ended up eating one of the passengers who'd been less fortunate. Well, it was that or the airline food from Economy and, well, there are limits.

 

[Alan Frame]

Swee'pea's tonsure is totally natural and is due to the ageing process.

It does, however, look strange on a nun of 23.

 

[papercorn2000]

Alan Frame is not an anagram of "incredibly good looking and intelligent".