Post a lie about the poster above.

[swee'pea99]

tundragumski claims to be from Norfolk, but it's just the glamour he craves. In truth he lives in Kensington.

 

[e-rider]

Uncle Mort is not just an Uncle, he's also an odd job man, he has a first aid certificate, he's a taxi driver at weekends and neighbourhood watchman during the dark nights of winter.

 

[ChrisKH]

tundragumski chose his name as it was significantly more interesting and cool than his real name which is Simon.

 

[accountantpete]

Chris can break poles in two just by mindpower a la Uri Geller.

 

[swee'pea99]

Uncle Mort thinks sheep have names

 

[Fnaar]

swee'pea has an extra buttock

 

[Alan Frame]

Fnaar even has skidmarks in his underpants.

 

[ChrisKH]

Fnaar even has skidmarks in his underpants.

It's meant to be a lie.

 

[threebikesmcginty]

Chris-tan lines head-KH always poses for pictures holding oars even when he isn't in a boat like what he isn't in his avatar.

 

[Alan Frame]

TBM is often to be seen posing with two whores

 

[swee'pea99]

As a self-styled 'imagineer', AF decided to work out the theoretical minimum number of spokes his wheels could have and still retain structural integrity. With the help of a Casio scientific calculator and 8 or 9 bottles on Kronenburg 1664, he established the answer as 12, removed two out of every three spokes on both wheels, and went out for a test ride, getting as far as the end of the road before disappearing under a milk float in a tangle of twisted metal. When he came to, after a week and a half in a coma, he explained how it had happened to a doctor, saying it was the kind of glitch you had to anticipate as an imagineer. The doctor said he could think of another word for what AF was, but he wasn't going to use it while his mum was in the room.

 

[Dayvo]

swee'pea is collecting all the 'witty' replies from this post and is hoping to compile a book with them if he gets the approval from prospective publishers.

He thinks it will make him wealthy and sage-like!

 

[Toshiba Boy]

Dayvo doesn't live in Oslo, in fact he's never been outside his home county of Rutland

 

[TVC]

TB couldn't find rutland on a map - there again he couldn't find Somerset on a map.

 

[Archie_tect]

TVC instinctively knows where he is since his accident with the homing pigeon...